FLYERS COME FROM BEHIND 4-3…CROSBY SUCKS
Crosby, Malkin, etc., the names of the underclass of the underclassmen. Not “the Great One” but “the soft ones.” Guest appearance is made by The Great Muqqa hailing from the far … Continue reading
OPENING DAY PHILLIES 1-0 PIRATES
Remember the last time Roy Halladay pitched? And the score was 1-0? We all went home looking like this: Luckily today we came away with a victory! LONG BALLS staff was in … Continue reading
Phillies Bullpen is Shaping Up
So Michael Stutes’ shoulder hurts. That plus a bad spring training seems to me that he won’t be on the team next week. Joe Savery (Shavery) is still in camp … Continue reading
Phillies Updates March 25th
Updates: Chase Utley speaks Placido Polanco is back in the lineup Jim Thome is playing first base Chase Utley has given us an update. He says his left knee … Continue reading
Chase Utley is Phillies Baseball
Goddamn this dreadfully scary/agonizing spring for the Philadelphia Phillies. Constant concern over the payroll, resigning important pieces like Victorino and Hamels, and the negative trend line of the team have … Continue reading
RIP DONTRELLE WILLIS
Dontrelle Willis is no long one of the boys of spring. Sorry Dontrelle, see ya on another team (maybe). Here’s a great article from the Philadelphia Daily News though: http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/20120316_Why_is_this_man_smiling_.html … Continue reading
RIP Blanton the Beached Whale
Sooo0o0o0o0oo has anyone seen Joe Blanton this spring? I don’t know what happened but he no longer fat. In fact, he looks good. Props to Joe but I’m gonna miss seeing … Continue reading
Second Lefty from the Bullpen
Is it Dontrelle Willis? Joe Savery? Jake Diekman? Jeremy Horst? Someone else? Dontrelle Willis hasn’t been a successful pitcher in the Major Leagues in years, and that doesn’t look like … Continue reading
BREAKING: Strasburg, Gonzalez, Zimmermann are better than Halladay, Lee, Hamels
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you read that headline correctly. Stephen Strasburg, Gio Gonzalez, and Jordan Zimmermann are considered BETTER, MORE TALENTED, MORE EFFECTIVE than H. Roy Halladay, Clifton P. Lee, and Cole … Continue reading
LONG BALLS 