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Notes on the Catcher position, Brian Schneider vs. Erik Kratz

Brian Schneider comes into the 2012 season at the age of 35, and coming off the worst season of his life. 2011 showed Schneider putting up absolutely abysmal numbers — … Continue reading →

Phillies 9-3 Yankees

Game Recap The Phillies today triumphed over the visiting New York Yankees 9-3 in a game played at Bright House Field in Clearwater. The LONG BALLS staff was indeed in … Continue reading →

Shane Victorino vs Free Agency

Shane Victorino will be a free agent at the end of the 2012 season, causing many local fans and media members to guess at a possible contract extension for the … Continue reading →

Phillies 6-1 over FSU

The Phillies played their annual pre-exhibition exhibition game against the Florida State Seminoles at Bright House Field today. The Phillies triumphed 6-1 in a game that lasted 2 hours and … Continue reading →

Ryan Howard Has 17,000 Followers, 1 Awkward Profile Picture in First Day on Twitter

BREAKING: Ryan Howard, the overpaid, overweight, (but clutch as hell in October amirite?!) First Baseman for the professional baseball team The Phillies joined the internet social networking platform known as … Continue reading →

WOAH speaking of fatties like Ryan Howard check out everyone’s favorite racist, the braves Larry Jones, better known as Chipper. Nice gut Larry! Enjoy being injured/benched this season but don’t … Continue reading →

LONG BALLS sources have alerted us that Brett Myers will assume the role of closer for the Houston/Former Philadelphia Phillies Astros. Brett reportedly responded very positively when Astros management approached … Continue reading →