LONG BALLS

This is a blog about the baseball team The Phillies

Phillies 6-1 over FSU

The Phillies played their annual pre-exhibition exhibition game against the Florida State Seminoles at Bright House Field today. The Phillies triumphed 6-1 in a game that lasted 2 hours and … Continue reading

February 29, 2012 · 1 Comment

Ryan Howard Has 17,000 Followers, 1 Awkward Profile Picture in First Day on Twitter

BREAKING: Ryan Howard, the overpaid, overweight, (but clutch as hell in October amirite?!) First Baseman for the professional baseball team The Phillies joined the internet social networking platform known as … Continue reading

February 28, 2012 · 2 Comments

WOAH speaking of fatties like Ryan Howard check out everyone’s favorite racist, the braves Larry Jones, better known as Chipper. Nice gut Larry! Enjoy being injured/benched this season but don’t … Continue reading

February 28, 2012 · 1 Comment

LONG BALLS sources have alerted us that Brett Myers will assume the role of closer for the Houston/Former Philadelphia Phillies Astros. Brett reportedly responded very positively when Astros management approached … Continue reading

February 28, 2012 · 1 Comment

Charlie, Jim Thome discuss hitting around cage without actually speaking in English…still manage to understand each other.

February 27, 2012 · 1 Comment

Joe Blanton doing sliding drills in Clearwater this morning probably looked something like this    

February 27, 2012 · 2 Comments

Nationals Can’t be Too Optimistic

If you’re a Nats fan you can be optimistic. That your team won’t finish in last maybe. But about building a team to contend for a title each year still … Continue reading

February 26, 2012 · 1 Comment

Fat Ryan Howard

Word on the street is that the boul Ryan Howard packed on the pounds during his long, injured winter. Will he be able to perform as well this season? Here’s … Continue reading

February 26, 2012 · 2 Comments

RIP Jayson Werth

Can’t figure out if I miss Werth more than I think it’s funny that the Nats are paying him that money to put up numbers like these: Or if I … Continue reading

February 26, 2012 · 2 Comments

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 2 other subscribers